Monday, February 4, 2013

Monday, February 4th, 2013

Welcome to Creative Writing! 
Happy Monday!—February 4, 2013

When You Come In
Ø  Please initial next to your name on the clipboard.
Ø  Keep your computers bagged—we don’t need them for the first of class.
Ø  Read over my comments on your Writing Experiment #6 (on your desk).
Ø  Open up to page three in your textbook.

Organization—Starting the Week with a Calm Demeanor  J
1.      Please do not FREAK OUT about handing in assignments due today.
2.     We will dedicated the LAST PART OF THE BLOCK for the following:
a.     self-assessment and and organization.
b.     an assignment for people to do when they’re finished with turn-in stuff.

Organization--Unit One Review—Page 3
1.      What have we talked about so far?
2.     What writings have we done?
3.     What do we still have to think about, talk about, and write?
a.     Twenty-Question Quiz?
b.     Or Everybody Up?
Writing Experiment #8--I Am a Russian Tailor
Thirty Minutes (Ten to explain and model; twenty to type)

Here's the assignment:
1.      Write a poem about yourself that is filled with lies.
2.     Try to make up creative, dramatic lies, rather than saying things such as “I have two cats” or “I love chocolate pudding.”
3.     Your Writing Task:  Write a poem that is a series of creative, dramatic lies!
4.     Don’t worry about what order you put stuff in—just type/write the lies as fast as you can!

Some Examples of Lines—Notice How They SHOW!  (Concrete Details; Precise Diction)
1.           I have dog breath, even though I brush my teeth ten times a day.
2.          I love to wake up early and watch the sunrise.
3.          I have seventeen middle names, one of which is Gertrude.
4.         My imaginary whip sound is the best in the universe.
5.          All the windows in my house are made of titanium.
6.         I think bright red and neon green look good together.
7.          I like it when people whine; it makes me want to hug them.
8.         I had to kill a unicorn yesterday.
9.         I love to lick chalk dust
10.     I heat my house with lightning and ten tiny hamsters chained to an electric generator.
11.       I burned all the books in my house last week.
12.      When I cracked two rocks together, I created a squirrel.
13.      I write everything down fifteen times on pink paper.

Reminders About Your First Draft of RUSSIAN TAILOR
1.      NO BODILY FUNCTIONS!  Please, and thank you!
a.     Order
b.     Adding details
c.     Deleting stuff

Here’s a model:

Money Grows on Trees

I eat no meat whatsoever.
I eat salad for a living it’s all I can find.
When I sneeze pigeons come out my nose.
I love it when bull sharks snack on my leg meat.
Washington schools are nice and brand spanking new. I love them.
This is Sparta.
Tonight I will dine in hell.
I shot the sheriff.
I am so happy that pigs can fly.
I taught them last week.
My house is made of ginger bread and candy cane.
I run a Columbian drug cartel.
I lay eggs in my kitchen sink.
I invented the wheel and sliced bread.
London Bridge fell down last week.
I have two left feet and one is a sausage.
My blood is cherry flavored.
I have a son named Damien.
Two plus two equals chicken.

Alex Meyer

Here's another model of what the poem would look like after it is revised later this week:

The Truth and Nothing but the Truth

I can throw it down better than Lebron James.
I have hit more home runs than Babe Ruth.
I beat Usain Bolt in a race without breaking a sweat.
I decided to make the sky blue.
I invented the just came to me in the shower.
The Apple logo was inspired by an apple I bit.
I was the first to hear Kelly Clarkson’s song “What Doesn’t Kill You” in a private concert.
I have won the Iowa State Fair cattle show so many times it isn’t even exhilarating anymore.
I have been 3A State Champion in the Discus and Shotput for two years straight.
I threw twice as far as everyone else.
It was kind of an off day for me.
I own a panda farm.
I keep them in my basement and then sell them on Craigslist.
I dated Zac Efron for three years.
I ended it because it was getting too serious.
In my free time, I like to take my private jet to my beach house in Hawaii.
I love it when my sister comes home from college and I can get away with everything.
My sister and have never fought  in our lives.
I love wearing dresses and nice clothes.
Sweatpants are a sin.
I despise sleeping.
It makes me happy when I get to wake up at the crack of dawn.
Especially for lifting at 6:25 every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
I love going to school.
Getting loads of homework is the highlight of my day.
Especially when I get to stay up till midnight or later working on it.
Summer is so boring there is no homework to keep you busy.
I wish we had school all year around
I have never lied, not even once. 

Workshop Time
·       “I Am a Russian Tailor” (2o minutes)
1.      Type at least twenty-five different lines.
2.     If you finish early, go back and use your pink sheet to ADD DETAIL and SUBSTITUTE STRONGER WORDS.
·       Start @ 10:21; end at 10:41

W/Me in the Library When You Get the Car
Ø  Read your Earliest Memory Poem aloud to me.
Ø  …finished with everyone except Steph in 2nd block

Do the following on google drive in our CLASS FOLDER:
1.      Type your strongest Russian Tailor line on the google drive document.
2.     Type your ORIGINAL six-word memoir (one of your three) on the google drive document.

·    Bag your computer—we’re done with it for today.

Comments and Conversation
1.      Pass back Cliché Trio Story Comments.
2.     With your trio, review your comments.

Reflection and Self-Assessment
1.      Please pick up a self-assessment form for your Death of Language assignment.
2.     Fill the form out completely and thoughtfully.
3.     Staple it on top of your Death of Language.
4.     Keep it with you until TOMORROW.

When You Finish Your Orange Sheet
Ø  Come up to me and get a green turn-in sheet for tomorrow, please!

Organization--Green Turn-in Packet Explanation
Ø  Work on any items listed on the green sheet, but please work quietly so everyone can gather their thoughts and can be productive.

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